As you go to wake her up, you realize she is wearing a wire. This is not a hooker at all, but a cop!
Since you didn't give her any money or receive any sex, she lets you go with a warning. You head back into the bar, beaten but not broken. And $50 richer since you had already snagged her money before you woke her up.
You order a pitcher. There is a geeky looking girl alone at a table in the corner.
Approach her and offer her some of your beer
Take you pitcher outside to the patio so you can smoke