You decide to hit the local dive. It's cheaper,.closer, and you don't have enough money to entertain a woman anyways. Plus, everyone there knows you and you might be able to scam some free beer.
Just as you get to the front door of the bar your phone rings. It is your friend Kyle and he has a line on a keg party in another part of town. He asks if you are down.
Decline, because last time you went to a party with him you both got in a fight
Say "Fuck yeah" and have him pick you up immediatly