You decide the women are more trouble than they are worth. You head to the train, pay your fare, and take the ride.
It is a good thing you did. When the train gets to your stop, cops are checking tickets. You, like the decent citizen you are, show your ticket and begin your journey.
On your way to the first bar you see, you run into your friend Kyle. He is three sheets to the wind and tells you about a keg party he is headed to. Free beer and plenty of women.
Say 'Fuck it" and jump in the truck with him
Tell him he is a drunk bastard and continue into the bar