You laugh in the hookers face and tell the closest security guard that she is working his corner. He immediatly tasers her and you head off on your way to the closest bar.

As you get in the door, you notice there is a two for one special tonight. Not only did you pick up the extra $40, but now your money is worth double. Awesome, you can get totally shitfaced tonight.

A girl approaches you and you strike up a conversation. She is kind of fat but her friends are hot.

Do you...

Offer to buy her a drink

Tell her fat ass you don't have any tacos and walk away laughing