As you get off the train, the guy in front of you seems drunk and gives the security guard some shit. They end up forgetting about you and tasering him repeatedly. As they are taking him away, he drops his wallet. You pick it up and find you are $40 richer.

As you are walking away you run into an ex-girlfriend. After a bit of small talk she offers to give you a blow job in the alley. From what you remember, her blow jobs aren't that great. She is also a mad psycho hosebeast.

Do you...

Say fuck it and hit the alley for a free knobber

Decline and head to the bar in search of better pussy