It has been 16 days since you have had a drink. You look around your dilapidated apartment, stare at your last twenty dollars, and decide "Fuck it, I'm going to the bar"

You have a choice between hitting the local dive or taking the train downtown. Beer is cheaper at the local dive and you will save $4 on the train, but the women are scarce. You will be able to get totally drunk though. If you go downtown, you will only have enough for three beers, without tip, but the selection of women is better.

Do you...

Take the train downtown

Hit the local dive